Let's see...
Silpats -- Those have been on my list for years and I never get them!
A Kindle gift card for e-books.
A hair buff for when I go camping -- (like the headbands they wear on Survivor)
A Life is Good baseball hat
An e-magazine subscription from Zinio - wish they had Real Simple.
A computer geek -- for maybe 3 hours. (Unlikely.)
An interior decorator to help me troubleshoot some spots in my house -- for maybe 3 hours. (not sure they do short visits like that. They probably want bigger jobs.) (Also Unlikely.)
A cord organizing box.
A steam kettle for the top of my woodstove.
Ipad -- But too expensive. Rats!
The big stuff is all very unlikely but I think I have a good shot at the baseball hat! ;-)